Dear Orly

by: fogiv

Sun May 01, 2011 at 16:46:11 PM EDT



Dear Ms. Orly Taitz,

I am Barrister Lee H. Fogiv  a member of Kenya Bar Association (KBA).Your contact reached me through the World PUMA Encyclopaedia.Hence,I made up my mind to introduce this business to you in confidence for the mutual benefit of both of us.

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The sum of USD48M (Forty eight Million United States) and a Certificate of Live burf for Muslin babby with name Barrie Hussien O'Bama was lodged into one of the leading private Bank here in the Country by the late Head of State (E.A. Presley) this money was lodged in security vaults / boxes.

[Orginally published Mon Aug 10, 2009 at 14:39:22 PM PDT]

fogiv :: Dear Orly
The money was originally meant to be used for his political campaign.Because I was good at family Attorney as such he confided in me with the relevant document papers relating to this Bank before he died of cardiac arrestting.

As a matter of fact, I have adequately agreed with some of the key officers of the private Bank to negotiate with you a trustworthy person to provide an account where this money and proof of borning for antichrist could be transferred to your country through your Bank account, because we cannot claim the money here in Kenya.

We have concluded all arrangement with an offshore Security Company to move this money and documant through diplomatic means to a country where it could be directly transferred to your nominated account to ensure absolute safety and risk-free transfer of the money and dokument. After a successful transfer, 20% will be for you for your assistance, 5% for eye-liner and Aquanet, and 75% for us.

You are required to send by e-mail immediately your Telephone and Fax numbers and Bank particulars where this money will be lodged and your personal contact address.

Once you notify me your willingness by sending the above requirement.This transaction will be concluded within 10 (ten)working days.I will be waiting urgent reply from you.

You can reach me on my private Telephone No: 234-80-33055024 or my alternative E-mail: loudobbs@cnn.com

Best regards,
Barrister Lee H. Fogiv {esq.}

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Dear Orly | 21 comments
Should I mail it? (2.00 / 13)
Tee hee.

Earth is the best vacation place for advanced clowns. --Gary Busey
 


I love it. (2.00 / 11)
Brilliant piece of snark, my man.  Brilliant.

-gadfly

"Life is like a comet.  Even if you're paying attention...you still miss a lot."  - Lucky, c.1987


Thanks Gad! (n/t) (2.00 / 9)


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[ Parent ]
Breaking Birther News. (2.00 / 9)
Breaking Birther News Pictures, Images and Photos

Just because they are posting on a progressive site doesn't make them progressives. - John Allen

Awesome. (2.00 / 10)
My husband calls her Ornery Taints, AKA, unpleasant perineums.  Yeah, we're Gross like that.  ;)

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hey its carol channing! (2.00 / 9)


"I spend my days and nights pondering the meaning of life, the state of the universe, and the Home Shopping Network." -- Donald Roller Wilson

heh. (2.00 / 8)
totally.

Earth is the best vacation place for advanced clowns. --Gary Busey
 


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Sorry to cross post this from my daily tubes, (2.00 / 6)
but for some reason this made me snort a carrot out of my nose;~J

Remember that crazy MSNBC interview with Orly Taitz? This cartoon from Salon.com's Scott Bateman caught my attention. Keep an eye on Tamaran Hall on the right.  

Heh.

I am years behind and decades ahead. ~ Somebody else, I am certain


Colbert nailed her best (2.00 / 7)
"...what she learned about America when she was growing up in the USSR..."

But, I never heard of the loon until she took up her birther torch, so it's obviously working very well for her.  No doubt her publicist is pleased.

John Askren - "Never get into a pissing match with a skunk."


[ Parent ]
Good article... (2.00 / 5)
...on more birther madness here:

http://www.esquire.com/the-sid...

Earth is the best vacation place for advanced clowns. --Gary Busey
 


I for one am thankful for Orly (2.00 / 8)
She makes me look like frickin' Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. by comparison.

Ha! (2.00 / 6)


John Askren - "Never get into a pissing match with a skunk."

[ Parent ]
Last week Olbermann kept calling her Orly Taint and Taints (2.00 / 5)
Of course the definition of taint is to spoil or corrupt, however there is another definition of taint, which seems equally appropriate as noted in the urban dictionary



I am years behind and decades ahead. ~ Somebody else, I am certain


Sorry (2.00 / 5)
been jonesin' for da tubes

I am years behind and decades ahead. ~ Somebody else, I am certain


[ Parent ]
look what i found! (2.00 / 6)
its all making sense now....



"I spend my days and nights pondering the meaning of life, the state of the universe, and the Home Shopping Network." -- Donald Roller Wilson


oy vay. n/t (2.00 / 4)


"I spend my days and nights pondering the meaning of life, the state of the universe, and the Home Shopping Network." -- Donald Roller Wilson

[ Parent ]
Oh yeah... (2.00 / 4)


John Askren - "Never get into a pissing match with a skunk."

[ Parent ]
And then fro MOAR fun? (2.00 / 5)
...and Michele Bachmann does her almost one better...

She fears she will eclipse Palin in the Liberal Hate Machine. SO GIVE HER MONEY!


[ Parent ]
Whole thing is hysterical, (2.00 / 10)
but this line right here is priceless:

As a matter of fact, I have adequately agreed with some of the key officers of the private Bank to negotiate with you a trustworthy person to provide an account where this money and proof of borning for antichrist could be transferred to your country through your Bank account,

"Borning for antichrist" -- frackin' priceless.

Come to me in my dreams, and then
By day I shall be well again!
For so the night will more than pay
The hopeless longing of the day.


The cartoonishness of the recent past should give us peace. (2.00 / 5)
The antics of the present will soon look as comic.

John Askren - "Never get into a pissing match with a skunk."

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