Palin Failin': On Professionalism and Experience

by: Chris Blask

Mon Oct 13, 2008 at 20:55:52 PM EDT



The Palin Fail on abuse of power and ethics violation is a matter of record now.  A non-partisan legislative council convicted her of those charges.  The McCain machine response is that she wins because she does not face certain censure and impeachment due to her violations, only potential censure and impeachment.  They - and most of the media - have missed the point.

The Palin administration has been convicted of rank amateurism.  If this is the "executive experience" she touts, we are better off hiring an experienced executive crook like Ken Lay.

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At least one person in the media didn't miss that.

Chris Blask :: Palin Failin': On Professionalism and Experience
Time Magazine writer Nathan Thornburgh sums it up:

But the Branchflower report still makes for good reading, if only because it convincingly answers a question nobody had even thought to ask: Is the Palin administration shockingly amateurish? Yes, it is. Disturbingly so.

"Disturbingly so."  

It should disturb you.  What the investigation shows is that Palin created an administration that is so bush-league that they are incapable of executing even a small-town abuse of power without committing more errors than the Bad News Bears.  This is the leadership we want running our high-octane maneuvering with Russia, Iran, China and North Korea?

Consider the report's findings. Not only did people at almost every level of the Palin administration engage in repeated inappropriate contact with Walt Monegan and other high-ranking officials at the Department of Public Safety, but Monegan and his peers constantly warned these Palin disciples that the contact was inappropriate and probably unlawful. Still, the emails and calls continued - in at least one instance on recorded state trooper phone lines.

Can you imagine how hard the Russians would have try to keep straight faces dealing with these Keystone Cops? Can't you just hear the post-meeting debriefings of the North Korean delegation??  "No, Dear Leader, I'm serious.  She took me aside and whispered a bribe in my ear.  Here's the recording from the microphone in my jacket."

The state's head of personnel, Annette Kreitzer, called Monegan and had to be warned that personnel issues were confidential. The state's attorney general, Talis Colberg, called Monegan and had to be reminded that the call was putting both men in legal jeopardy, should Wooten decide to sue. The governor's chief of staff met with Monegan and had to be reminded by Monegan that, "This conversation is discoverable ... You don't want Wooten to own your house, do you?"

Monegan consistently emerges as the adult in these conversations, while the Palin camp displays a childish impetuousness and sense of entitlement.

Let me get this straight, the state's head of personnel had to be told by the person she was trying to unethically leverage over an issue concerning state personnel that state personnel files were confidential??  The state attorney general had to be reminded by the state official he was trying to illegally influence that he could be sued for trying to illegally influence state officials???

Great Murphy's Ghost!

Senator McCain wants to send the author of this Rodney Dangerfield standup routine up against the folks who managed to fool the entire US Intelligence service?  Is he out of his ever-loving mind?

But even though she won't likely face any legal repercussions, the amateurism and cronyism of her brief administration hardly leaves Palin sitting pretty.

No, it doesn't.  But one thing it does do is leave me shaking in my boots and Putin falling off his chair.  If there is any logic in putting this person is a position to act as a foil to our enemies it is only this: it can be hard to plot against us when you are laughing too hard to breathe.

-chris

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Cracking peroration (2.00 / 6)
I've got to look it up, but in her statement Palin actually confirmed she was trying to get Wooten sacked, something she had denied earlier. She's a completely shameless liar, to a degree I've never quite seen before in US politics.  

The p***artist formerly known as 'Brit'

I'm sure there must be some precedent (2.00 / 4)
(which is as close as she will ever come to being president).

But, seriously.  You're a pretty savvy fellow, and a Brit at that (who as a rule are no slouches at subterfuge).  Doesn't the appalling lack of skill just gall you?

I've protested by Boyscoutishness often enough, and while it's generally accurate I'm no glowing saint.  The unspoken caveat to my motley mantra - "Deny nothing" - is "if you really have to do anything worth denying, do it so incredibly stealthily that not even Batman will know you did it."

These folks are rank amateurs.  Worse, they're fools.  If you're going to have unethical conversations trying to persuade a target to do something nefarious you better be pretty damned James Bond about it.  Sneak into their house at night, chloroform them, take them blindfolded to a remote location, turn on a whitenoise generator, wear a freaking mask, disguise your voice and erase your freaking tracks with tweezers.  You don't call them on the damn phone and keep talking after they warn you that it's being recorded!!!

It's staggering.

"Conway, whom experience had taught that rudeness was by no means a guarantee of good faith, was even less inclined to regard a well-turned phrase as a proof of insincerity."  James Hilton, Lost Horizon


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Great takedown of Palin (2.00 / 2)
...in this morning's Anchorage Daily News.

In short, they agree with you (are you on their editorial board Chris)

Sarah Palin's reaction to the Legislature's Troopergate report is an embarrassment to Alaskans and the nation.


The p***artist formerly known as 'Brit'

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Jesus. (2.00 / 3)
It's like a really bad movie.  Is the entire nation on Candid Camera?

Earth is the best vacation place for advanced clowns. --Gary Busey
 


If only there was a laugh track. (2.00 / 5)
Honestly, Troopergate originally just felt like a good way to knock this buffoon down a notch, but after reading Nathan's piece and writing this I'm just pissed off as hell over it.

This is serious shit.  You don't send unarmed adolescents out to deal with National Security issues or manage Geopolitical intrigue.  You just don't.  I've met lots of folks who are qualified to do these sorts of things on behalf of world stability, and to even begin to imagine that they would have to take orders from Punch Palin or the irresponsible moron who would line her up for the job makes me incredibly angry.

There are people who put their lives on the line in an attempt to guide this complex world down a reasonable path.  They're generally smart as hell and working with very delicate structures in the hopes that the whole crystal palace doesn't rain shards down on the innocent folks inside.  These freaking idiots would charge in full of Grit and Determination - and a sackful of Ignorant "Ya' just gotta believe yer up to the job!" - and bring the house down on our heads.

When the GE is over and the Alaskan legislature has more breathing room they need to fire this fool for sheer incompetence.

"Conway, whom experience had taught that rudeness was by no means a guarantee of good faith, was even less inclined to regard a well-turned phrase as a proof of insincerity."  James Hilton, Lost Horizon


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WE need a SMART person for president. (2.00 / 2)
The whole illogic of this campaign and the palin factor requires a new logic term to it.  Just as you "don't send unarmed adolescents out to deal with National Security issues," you shouldn't vote for petulant adults who know nothing of service.  

Yes, Mac, you served our country, but somehow in that whole fucking debacle, you never figured out service.  It's as if the whole world owes you a cookie.

Yes, Sarah Palin, you have executive experience, but so does Kim Jong-il and Fidel Castro.  Personal vendettas make for great Godfather movies, but your fiasco is like Deliverance, Short Bus Style.


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I mean, what kind of bush league politician (2.00 / 3)
cannot even get away with some small time coercion?  I think if she was actually interested in history, reading, and operations management, she could've figured out how the system works and easily gotten rid of the brother in law.  Weak sauce... on the flip side,  I guess she is really into transparency!  

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A decent spy novel or two would have done it... (2.00 / 3)


"Conway, whom experience had taught that rudeness was by no means a guarantee of good faith, was even less inclined to regard a well-turned phrase as a proof of insincerity."  James Hilton, Lost Horizon

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fo' realsies. (2.00 / 3)
She taints Cheney with her incompetence to defraud the public trust...he must be pissed...my advice to Palin is to stay away from any hunting engagements with him.  Just kidding, just kidding!

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Dude! Nice to see you around! (2.00 / 4)
Leave Britney Alone!

LEAVE SARAH ALONE!

(not)

Just because they are posting on a progressive site doesn't make them progressives. - John Allen


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Hahahaha! That pic always gets me (2.00 / 3)
Yeah, have been transitioning to a new job.  Good news is it is much better than the last, bad news is there is a lot more work, preventing me from my desired amount of thearputic posts and hanging out with all of yewts.  I will try to come by as much as possible.  How you hanging man?

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I've been ok man. (2.00 / 3)
Life is hard but it could be worse.

Trying to laugh a lot and live life.

Glad you've got a better job.

Will be looking for ya'!

Just because they are posting on a progressive site doesn't make them progressives. - John Allen


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That's the kind of attitude I like to hear (2.00 / 2)
Stay cool brotha man,  I'll see you around.

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Preach it Blasky! (2.00 / 3)
The state attorney general had to be reminded by the state official he was trying to illegally influence that he could be sued for trying to illegally influence state officials???

Try saying that 3 times fast. It really does read like a bad spy spoof.

Great Murphy's Ghost!

To the Bush Cave!

Sidekick McCain



Just because they are posting on a progressive site doesn't make them progressives. - John Allen


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