Don't anyone FP this on impulse or anything... this is not some profound philosophical treatise on the origins and journeys of humankind.
I mean seriously, where the hell is everyone?
Every time the Moose got slow in recent years, I said to myself, "Just wait til election season 2012." Now here we are and most folks are... uh, where?
I see some of you piddling about with a comment here, a comment there... but... where is everyone? Where is my John? Where is my Holz? Where are you all?
What is happening in everyone's lives? I know what's happening in mine. An abridged version: I got dumped, I moved back to my hometown which caused me to lose the job I'd held in my former living situation, and am now working at the first place that would take me... an ophthalmologist's office. (I absolutely fucking HATE it, in case anyone is wondering.) I am tired and stressed and defeated, but I am alive (enough).
But where... where... where is everyone else?