Pooties/ Edward R. Purrow Special Investigation: Deep In The Purple Hallways

by: Khloe

Mon Jan 14, 2013 at 02:53:53 AM EST



Pooties are known to stalk areas where others dare to tread. While things are warm and fuzzy for those that don't look very close, there are many things going on in the background. Deep in the purple hallways.... behind the scenes. This diary is a special investigative report about the Progressive Website Motley Moose, by Edward R. Purrow. Edward is a Special Investigative Reporter for WPPR(Pootie Picture Radio) and is broadcasting live tonight from Bay City, Michigan.

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Khloe :: Pooties/ Edward R. Purrow Special Investigation: Deep In The Purple Hallways
Sure the Motley Moose, on it's purple surface appears to be warm and calming, but the hallways of this great site leave much to be desired. On my first visit sniffing around, I encountered this individual. He was a middle aged man, calling me over to show me a welcome mat, or so I thought....
Psst kid
More then just the welcome mat was offered though. This reporter was shocked... shocked... when he also offered me a tad bit of the evil nip to make my visit more relaxing and fun. It was at this point I decided to look into the Motley Moose further.

On another visit, I overheard a conversation. The gentleman pictured here has a British accent, and describes himself as living "on the other side of the pond".
control the streets

Even the person who writes the morning open thread was seen leading the troops in a merry song. This person is considered to be a leader of poots! Shocking I tell you!
99 bags
This next photo broke this reporters heart. I understand nip has many medicinal qualities, and is legal in most states, but this.... this.... is beyond the pale.
hand fed nip

This next photo is getting to be a common occurrence.
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The stash I found seemed to be unending.
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In conclusion, this reporter is warning all the new users of the Motley Moose to be careful. All is not as it seems. Deep in the purple halls are more then you are expecting.
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Heavy sarcasm

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Alas, it was my turn to post too soon. (2.00 / 25)
I was meaning to post this in a couple of days, but we know how that goes. It must have been the nip.....
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"Hair on fire complicates the decision of how to deal with the knot in your knickers while clutching your pearls with both hands." ~ wordsinthewind

HAHAHA!! (2.00 / 20)
"My kingdom for an Unpublish". ;)

Back after I get my check-in posted ...  

Words have meaning. Our words will reflect what is in our souls.


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Edward R. Purrow. Excellent!! More evidence ... (2.00 / 20)


Words have meaning. Our words will reflect what is in our souls.


More evidence (2.00 / 19)
High hopes

"Hair on fire complicates the decision of how to deal with the knot in your knickers while clutching your pearls with both hands." ~ wordsinthewind

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One of my most-missed cats adored fresh thyme (which I placed in a glass of water) , so much (2.00 / 16)
that I had to stash it in a kitchen cabinet.  Anytime the thyme was on the counter, that's where Mickey would be.  I later found out that thyme and catnip are in the same plant family and thyme had much the same effect on him.  

"I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches"  -- Gilda Radner

That is an interesting fact! (2.00 / 15)
I didn't know that. How are you doing today?

"Hair on fire complicates the decision of how to deal with the knot in your knickers while clutching your pearls with both hands." ~ wordsinthewind

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I was pretty surprised about that too. And apparently, at least (2.00 / 14)
at my house, heat amplified the scent.  Mickey was always my kitchen "helper" but whenever I used the toaster oven to roast fingerling potatoes with garlic and thyme he would plant his sweet self in front of the toaster and sniff around the edges of the oven door.  As for me, I'm doing well.  I need to get out of the house for a while as the weather was too bad to do so yesterday.  Given the state of my ancient bones, I'm reluctant to risk falling on ice so I just stay indoors on snowy days.  I hope things are good with you too.

"I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches"  -- Gilda Radner

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