I had a visit, and it was nice,
I had a guest and he was so polite!
I had a friend here, and he spent a lot of time
talking to my cats, saying special things
About their bellies.
I made my visiting friend my favorite dinner,
with chile lime barbecue and green beans and potatoes, and cheese and butter,
And before we ate, I thanked the three chickens who died for those wings. I counted.
My friend helped me think about the premises here. "The furnace and water heater vents need more clearance, that could catch your roof on fire."
"The furnace is wired directly into the house current? Well, do you have a good switchbox? Not to worry."
"You are worried about your exterior faucet freezing? (metal pipe) " Not likely a problem unless it gets really cold, then stuff a five gallon bucket full of straw and cover the fixture with that.
I haz friends.