I've pondered what to get him for a retirement gift for days now, until this morning when I suddenly remembered he once told me he relishes an evening glass of chianti. He's not a gourmet, but that gleam in his eye told me he really likes
So, it's decided: I'm giving him a bottle of chianti. Not a hideously expensive bottle---he would hate that, besides which I can't afford it---but a goodly few measures above MD 20-20, if you know what I mean.
Unfortunately, I know nothing about chianti.
So I turn to you, fellow mice, knowing that your collective experience can help me determine exactly the right chianti for such a person, something he can enjoy without concern that he's bankrupted me and without guilt because it's so dreadful, he's hidden it beneath the kitchen sink.
I offer my deepest appreciation in advance for any and all suggestions, fellow mice.